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Red Neck Skeet Shooting
Just be careful next time your head to the driving range!!
Last month John Thompson and myself played golf in an APS (Association of Public Schools) former students golf day at the magnificent Royal Melbourne Golf Course. It was a competion between 11 schools with a team of no less than 15 to qualify. John and I rowed together in the 1967 Third Eight at Geelong College. Thats how we have become good friends especially on the golf course. Playing with us was Andrew Peters also a member of our golf club. The Presidents cup was in the clubhouse for about 1 hour so as that we could take a close look at it and the official photographer for the day took John & myself standing adjacent to the cup which we were not permitted to touch. John and I have also purchased tickets to attend this most prestigious event next month.
200 Yard Gong Shot!
Put a gong in the middle of a lake, then give some pro golfers a challenge to hit it. See what happens!!
What a Shot!
Here is an interesting shot from Phil Mickelson to try out next time your on the practice fairway.
What happens on Pennant Trip, stays on Pennant Trip!!
But some times, it has to be shown. Names & faces have been removed to avoid legal action from Cape Schank.
Thanks to Peter Bath
The 10 Best Caddy Comments Ever
No. 10... Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
No.. 9... Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
No. 8... Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
No. 7... Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy: "Eventually."
No. 6... Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
No. 5... Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction." Caddy: "It's not a watch --- it's a compass."
No. 4... Golfer: "How do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good, sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
No. 3... Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
No. 2... Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
..... And the No.1 best Caddy comment ever:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.".
Had a bad day on the course? Need the one tip that will help you win some units instead of paying out.
Well here it is, the ultimate Quick Lesson.
Thanks to Justin Kent
Ever been afraid of being hit by a golf cart out of control? What about a putter being flung after missing a short putt.
Worry no longer with the "Wazza Wacket" A bright hazard coat designed and modeled here by Wazza Cannon.
"It will take the worry out of your game!!!"
A video to show the Betrayl of some.
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